Monday, September 14, 2009

Where the hell have I been?

I know you are all asking the above question along with me...Okay, with every one's sanity at stake here, I'll give you the super-quick, super-revised, super-fast version, because a shower is an absolute necessity today and I have a very short window...

So, to sum up what's going on...here's the cliff note version.

1. Emerson started Kindergarten.
2. Dalton started 3 year old preschool.
3. Dalton won't potty train and has convinced me its chic to wear diapers to college. Keeps saying "tomorrow". My ultimate procrastinator.
4. Dalton can climb out of and back into his crib faster than a speeding bullet...(yes, he is still in one...see #5).
5. We're moving to St. Louis.
6. Emerson is taking karate. He's earned his uniform and white belt.
7. Dalton is going through the terrible 3's.
8. Ana is on stall rest from a leg injury and is just overall pissed off about it.
9. Bentley is almost as big as Scarlett...and he's 6 months old. Can you say 90 pounds plus?
10. I am realizing just how much crap we have after touring the moving estimator through our house...how many trucks will we need?
11. Need a buyer for our house here.
12. Need a buyer who wants a barn cat with the house...(and some days children too).
13. Would like one night in a hotel room by myself with room service, good wine, a good book, some good sleeping pills, a mask, earplugs, dark curtains, and a "privacy please" sign down a "quiet area" wing...even for just an hour...
14. Lots of exciting things going on...hanging on to this roller coaster and loving the ride!

Okay, so, it took a bit, but I think I'm back in the saddle for my blog. Now that you kind of know where I've been (really, nowhere new physically, but kind of scattered mentally), you're all caught up!