My Life Steps...Do not try this.

Please do not try this. These are very important steps. If you try to complicate them, change them, or reorder them, then disaster will be imminent.

Step 1: Wake up 6am

Step 2: Let out dog

Step 3: Make large pot of coffee.

Step 4: Feed dog.

Step 5: Feed kids.

Step 6: Pack lunches

Step 7: Dress kids (also includes changing diapers)

Step 8: Chase kids to car.

Step 9: Take kids to school.

Step 10: The only allowable varied step. Sub-steps include grocery shopping, dry clean picking up, or other errand running, or straight home to clean.

Step 11: Pick kids up from school.

Step 12: Feed kids lunch

Step 13: Read to kids

Step 14: Put one kid down for nap.

Step 15: Play

Step 16: Do dishes leftover from breakfast and laundry piled up.

Step 17: Shuttle to afternoon activities.

Step 18: Feed kids dinner.

Step 19: Give kids bath.

Step 20: Put kids to bed.

Step 21: Feed dog.

Step 22: Let dog out.

Step 23: Go to bed.

Step 24: Repeat...from step 1.

Occasional optional allowable steps: Step 4a: shower (only required after 3 full days have lapsed). Step 11a: Stop at McDonald's first. And not more than 2 times a month per every 2 months Step 21a: board meetings for volunteer activities and Step 21b: Book club evening out with girls.

Required non-stop additional steps: Step 1a-21b: Play Star-Wars.

Do not try this at home. I am a professional.